When I say Sean Connery What do you think of? James Bond. Sex. That accent that sounds like he’s talking through a mouthful of marshmallow fluff. What probably does not come to mind is this… That’s right. Sean Connery is just an actor… Actor noun An attention-crazed individual who will wear anything and say anything you want them to...

There’s been a lot of talk of gay rights in North Carolina. About how North Carolina is anti-homosexual and should act like it’s 1861 and re-secede from the union. But I don’t see it that way. I think North Carolina is trying to protect the gays because there is obviously something about heterosexual marriage in North Carolina that is killing...

My mom’s pretty awesome. I’m sure most of you reading this think you can say the same but I’m afraid I’ve got you beat. I won’t reveal her true identity (not that she needs to be protected) but my mom…. is a superhero. If/when they make a movie about superheroes that matter, my mom will play Mutha Earth. She’ll shoot love...

Tourists from all over the world (but mainly from their parents’ basements in Suburbia, USA) who used to flock to Never-Netherlands for the novelty of smoking weed in public are facing a major buzzkill as the Duh-tch pass a law that only legal residents may buy pot from the abundant coffee shops. That’s like saying the Red Light District will only be on...