The FBI has Cocke County on its list of 100 Most F@%! Up Places to Vacation and they make sure to drop in every couple years to update their Zagat report.

There’s been a lot of talk of gay rights in North Carolina. About how North Carolina is anti-homosexual and should act like it’s 1861 and re-secede from the union. But I don’t see it that way. I think North Carolina is trying to protect the gays because there is obviously something about heterosexual marriage in North Carolina that is killing...

Tourists from all over the world (but mainly from their parents’ basements in Suburbia, USA) who used to flock to Never-Netherlands for the novelty of smoking weed in public are facing a major buzzkill as the Duh-tch pass a law that only legal residents may buy pot from the abundant coffee shops. That’s like saying the Red Light District will only be on...

There comes a time in everyone’s day when your tasks are done, your dog is bathed, your wife is still not home from that cabaret festival in which she’s performing even though she said she’d be home 30 minutes ago… When you need a little Youtube time: People walking into walls, People walking into open pits, Married couples’ first...