When I was in 7th grade, I decided that my name that I signed in the upper right hand corner of every test, quiz, report and essay would be a symbol. Something that my teachers would recognize as being solely me, without using the pedestrian alphabet that defined everyone else around me. It didn’t help that Prince had just changed his name from Prince to The...

So this is it. My profound contribution to society. The idea came about because my wife started a cooking blog and I became jealous of her fame (her blog hasn’t even been made public yet). So you can imagine the passion fueling my need to… I can’t even finish that thought because I’m already starting to doubt my blog-publishing abilities....