When I’m eighty-(tat)two…

Apr 30

Deciding to get a tattoo should not be a decision that is taken lightly. I have 2. While my first tattoo is filled with meaning that looks sounds nice in a conversation, I’m not sure it was the right decision for me. I enjoy it’s tribal simplicity and it’s historical complexity but now I’m going to be the 82-year-old grandpa with a black arm...

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An Introduction to Introverts

Apr 27

Despite what many people may think, I actually classify myself as an introvert. Sure, I can be loud, I can be off the cuff but for every thing I say, there’s 20 things I’m thinking. There seems to be a bit of a stigma about being introverted or extroverted. Sometimes one side doesn’t understand the other. Sometimes talking about the topic can...

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If at first you don’t succeed, grab the carcass and swim.

Apr 24

This is one of my favorite things in life. Watching nature overcome obstacles that it doesn’t know that it shouldn’t be able to do. Did you know that, scientifically, bumblebees should not be able to fly? Their body mass is way too heavy for their little wings to support them. But they don’t know that so they fly like little eagles. It’s a...

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Skinny White Boy Dances His Pecs

Apr 23

This is disgusting and it’s supposed to have sound but the silence somehow makes it even more disgusting. Enjoy.

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On the Subject of Protein Farts

Apr 23

Ok, let’s just agree to all be adults here. Adults fart. Sure, kids fart. But adults FART. I once farted in a crowd of people while watching a show and I could actually feel the audience members around me losing years off their lives. The little girl in the row in front of me turned to her Mom with tears in her eyes and the Mom just waved her off, unable...

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